Ice it Down

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

WHAT KINDA FAIRY TALE CHILDREN’S BOOK BULLSHIT IS THIS?????!?!?!!!!

@awaari

Dats a smarty bean right dere

when I say “go to the beach” I mean “go somewhere where I can see the beach from the window and where there are new restaurants to try”

When your mother was pregnant with you, she was losing her bone mass to build your skeleton. Your bone is literally your mother’s bone. Alhamdullilah.

The physiology of this works in the following way: calcium resorption increases in pregnant women so that calcium ions from the mother’s solid bones are put into the blood, passed through the placenta, and given to the fetus. Those calcium ions then get deposited into the developing skeleton of the fetus. Thus, you are literally built from your mother’s bones.

Good i didn’t ask for her ass to have me that’s why i stole her bones bitch

I told my mom this and with a blank face she said “give them back”

oh my god

*see very tastey birby outside window* merw. mep. bep. mep mep. chrk. mhmmp.

i luv when cats randomly burst into a full gallop across the house for absolutely no apparent reason. idk what ur doin or where ur goin but i support it