I’m this 👌🏾 close to deleting all my social media

It's just me and my dirty glasses against the world

don’t forget to love what’s close to you. please don’t forget to love what’s closest to you.

I literally know everything I just can’t put things into words

Eve only took a bite out of that apple because it was funny

Eve said gd may have made the first joke but I'm gonna make the first funny one

honestly my dream is to not be famous myself, but to be married to a famous person purely so i could go to events full of other famous people and pretend i’ve never heard of any of them. i would love to watch the look on leonardo di caprio’s face as i ask him what he does for a living and, when he incredulously tells me he’s an actor, take a sip of my drink and ask, “and how’s that working out for you?”