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Abbath is playing tonight and this is my opportunity. I need to go. With her. Omg.

Guess who is back on tinder. 10/10 just hoping to see people I know 😂

I was thinking about ptinder ahaha

It’s still just as terrible as it’s always been 😂

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

It says facts on the book that means it’s a fact also this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever fucking read

I’ll pay a bear to eat you

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

I’m an overthinker so if you don’t give me an answer, I’ll come up with one.