UGH

if we’re mutuals, and I don’t care whether we’ve been mutuals for twelve (12) minutes or three (3) years, you can send me a message any time about any thing. family life is shit? bitch, tell me about it and even if I can’t help, I can listen. struggling with mental illness and feel like you can’t talk to anyone? talk to me. literally. you always can. saw a cute cat? SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

Starting a company called Chaste Centaur, that's the opposite of Bad Dragon. The only product we sell is a medical grade body safe caulk that you can use to superglue your holes permanently shut.

The only question I have is, how is a centaur the opposite of a dragon? Wouldn't it have to be a small mammal that dealt with the cold?

What's the least horny cold climate tiny mammal you know?

I beg all of you to please support this petition….so that you all can preserve this incredible piece of paleontology and natural history in the heart of Texas….from the encroachment of an inhumane industry that cares nothing about this and the human experience….

Dune is peak because it introduces two ruling families, the Morally Complex Good Greek Guys and the Cartoonishly Evil Homophobic Caricatures, and then halfway through reveals that they're actually the same family because of eugenist turbo incest and their only difference is in aesthetics