yeah i guess

were you a "mud potion, picking up worms with your bare hands and trying to climb every tree you see" weird kid, a "sadistically playing god with your barbie dolls/action figures/plushes" weird kid, or a "devouring entire novels in a single afternoon and then writing wish fulfilment self insert fanfiction for them before you even knew what fanfiction was" weird kid?

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

I feel lucky like a four leaf clover🍀🍀🍀🎧🎤🎤

& may all my fellow heauxs and bad bitches slay ! Amen

this post has been a wild ride for me

mcdonalds is singlehandedly responsible for the gender binary and my torrid relationship with my parents. fucking “girl toy or boy toy?” how the fuck were neopets ever boy toys. every time i had to beg my parents to say boy toy so i could get a pokemon instead of like a greasy beaded bracelet, the seeds of dissent were sown that much deeper

the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in our back yard and got in it 

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

i am! out of the way gay boy!

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

If no one responds then I will have no choice

I love this

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

“You dropped your dick man”

He checked her pulse

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