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Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

a VERY good romance trope is a character (usually some kind of noble) being betrothed to someone and they spend the first half of the story just obsessively trying to return to them, only to realize during the second half of the story that the person theyre betrothed to is actually not a great person and they’ve instead fallen in love with one of the people they’re traveling with 

you’re god damn right this is about shrek

help i’m in london w my dad and he keeps pointing at buildings and saying ‘there used to be a coffee shop here’ but by ‘used to be’ he means. in the seventeenth century

we went past a pub and he was like ‘when this was a coffee shop (in the seventeenth century) isaac newton dissected a dolphin in the back room one time’ like ok. we are about to miss the train

goes incredibly hard

I need more

Btw, this reminded me that the Mongolian band The HU exists and are totally awesome. Not techno, but there’s more Mongolian throat singing there if you want it.

This guy’s name is Ummet Ozcan, and the song in the video is Xanadu! Can’t believe nobody in this thread has credited him yet. His stuff is on YT and Spotify!

today’s agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss

I KNOW I'm funny but do you wanna FUCK me