Reigen: recovering from chemotherapy. I was under the hospital bed whispering sweet nothings to him. He is bald, I bought the wig for him. He doesn’t clean his face so it gets sticky and lint sticks to it.
Mob: he has hair but voluntary shaved it. His hair is actually blue like ritsu’s. He chooses to wear a bowl cut because it’s easier.
Tome: Has hair. Takes decent care of it.
Teru: has no hair. Wears wigs depending on mood. Everyone thinks it not wigs anymore.
Sho: every few months he cuts half a centimeter of hamster hair and adds it to his head.
Ritsus: cut his hair when he was a kid and it didn’t grow back. He cut furby and troll doll hair and glued it to his head.
Toichiro Suzuki: fuckign superglues pieces of paper and drew his eyebrows with BIC pen
Mezato: has hair but is balding
Tsubomi: has hair, wears extensions from students who cut their own hair and give it to her. People think she uses conditioner but her hair is so fuckin oily that people can’t tell anymore.
Mogami: mostly bald, uses spray on hair from infomercials
Serizawa: HAS FUCKING HAIR. THERE IS PROOF. HE SHAVESZ. WHAT A HUNK