THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL (2017) PROMPTS
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this was a magical place where the butter was beautiful and i would solve mysteries of the universe and meet brilliant women, kindred spirits who would explore this brave new world with me.
my mother fainted, then called four people, then fainted again.
never listen to me. i'm nuts.
i just want her to be happy. it's easier to be happy when you're pretty.
how long are you going to be doing this, running around at night, taking money from strangers like a schnorrer?
just because there is a door doesnβt mean you use it. a door does not represent infinite possibilities.
youβre not mad? or stunned? not even mildly bemused?
itβs downtown. if you have underwear on, youβre overdressed.
a starving artist never pays.
i have to go. i have to leave. you. i have to leave you.
i'm... i'm... i'm not happy.
nobody's happy. it's yom kippur!
practice a little. try it again when you feel more confident about the moves.
i thought my life was going to be something different. i thought i was going to be someone different.
did you ever think you were supposed to be something and you suddenly realize youβre not?
iβm a con now. iβve got a rap sheet. iβm hard. iβm a hard, used woman.
is my hair gray? it feels gray.
look at all the people. they look so happy. are they high?
did you notice iβm not wearing my own shoes? iβm not. donβt know what happened, either. now Iβm just a single, gray-haired ex-con drinking hooch and eating old nuts in someone elseβs shoes.
tonight was an isolated incident. there are medications i can take to make sure that never happens again.
i donβt mind being alone. i just do not want to be insignificant.
itβs a terrible, terrible job. it should not exist. like cancer, or god.
iβm not gonna say no to you. not after i saw what youβre capable of.
[name] probably loved that first wife of his, and then she went nuts and burned the house down.
you want a smack in the face?
oh, there was crying. so much crying. a good 40 to 50 minutes of crying.
please, just stop talking.
iβm not talking. youβre not talking, either. quietβs nice sometimes...
it didnβt work. itβs nobodyβs fault. xometimes these things happen, okay? people with the best of intentions just grow apart.
hmm, do i want some iced tea? let me think... fuck you.
first you stand me up. then you bataan death march me through buckingham palace. you make me hold your kidβs filthy hand, which means i probably got 14 different kinds of cholera right now.
are those two really your children or did we just break in and kidnap a couple kids?
for one moment, i said and did things that iβve never done or said before. but that is all a complete blur to me now. i donβt know how i got there. I wouldnβt know how to get there again.
i am not a violent man, [name]. but if i were, i would take you up to my apartment and throw you out the window.
do you know why Iβm not throwing you out this window? because my window is on a higher floor and i want to make sure it sticks.
no. you do not call me [name]. you call me nothing. you donβt talk to me or look at me. if you see me on the street, you will cross the street, whether or not there is a crosswalk present. your pedestrian safety is of no importance to me anymore.
itβs the bras, right? itβs the bras. and the girdles and the corsets, all designed to cut off the circulation to your brain. so, you walk around on the verge of passing out and you look at your husband and he tells you things and you just believe them!
i used to be delicate. i was delightful. i was a goddamn flower! i smelled like roses and the sunshine shone out of my ass.
i know i must seem a bit angry and deranged to you all right now... and i am.
iβll admit, i would like to repeatedly kick every man here in the balls over the course of the next several hours. i wonβt, though. i am still a lady. and a lady never kicks men repeatedly in the balls for more than 20, 30 minutes tops. because then her girdles start to draw blood.
worst part was the blood. it was everywhere. on the walls, on the floor. i mean, look at this! he was like a fire hydrant. and I love this top...
yeah, i called her and it was awful. i mean, i forgot my own name. how the hell does that happen?
she was spinning webs around me, man. she was like an evil web-spinning spider death sorceress.