Who Needs Labels

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

thank you for your sacrifice

I really like the analogy of an anxiety disorder being like an annoying anti-virus alert popping up in response to the most minuscule thing.

me trying to flirt

Wait how do you know all your fish are single?

all the fish I currently have are brothers so like, I hope

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

Actually, weird history fact about that. The island of Bermuda’s first name was Isle of Devils, being thought to be filled with demons and angry spirits when it was actually just filled with some loud ass birds.

@lotsandlotsofbirds

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE

Its surreal because this entire generation can probably quote half of those movies word for word, and for them it’s like, ‘Oh I remember saying that line five years ago!’

i want to know more about charlie weasley’s friends. who the hell agrees to SMUGGLE A DRAGON across international borders on two days notice? who are these people that are willing to accept a dragon in a crate from a couple of small children, no questions asked? i need to know more, tell me about the antics of these mysterious flying dragon smugglers.