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Saw a post that said something along the lines of “jury duty is wild bc the government is just like call off work bestie we need you to solve a murder and here’s fifteen dollars” and I’m thinking that must be what Gus feels like all the time

not platonic not romantic but a secret third thing: whatever the fuck shawn spencer and burton guster have going on

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

klaroline as an overarching arc was such a big deal for girls that are slightly annoying. like wdym you can, as a woman, take up space and have opinions and be a little messy and this guy (who never does this btw) will look at you like you hung the moon and stars and all of those things you hate about yourself is exactly why he adores you. like you can keep your 'perfect girl falls for perfect brooding boy,' i want 10 of THIS

spike ‘love’s bitch / fool for love’ and buffy ‘you love with all of your soul it’s brighter than the fire’… the two characters with the greatest capacity for love… loving each other? well that’s just neat

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.