lonely for you only

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

im turning 21 this July stay away from me if ur 18 below

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

Awwww

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*