Resident Sillyguy

Afflicted with a terrible condition called Making A Face When I Dislike Something, which makes me somewhat unpopular at department stores.

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

yes that fifteen-year-old has just said something remarkably dumb and socially ill-informed but I can tell you for 100% certain that publicly shaming them to your peer groups of people mostly aged twenty-five and up will do nothing but make all aspects of the situation immediately ten thousand times worse in every conceivable way

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

For the longest time ever I didn't realize the song Californication was Cali and Fornication. I thought it was Californiacation as in turning things into California. ForceCali

You want to go to Los Angeles so bad. Mommy wants you to go stand by the Hollywood sign and take photos in Redwood National State Park

"its a joke" yeah its just a transmisogynistic lesbophobic joke!

also. a trans woman who hasnt come out is not a man.

did u miss me while i wasn’t posting

wtat would you do if you walked into someone's room and they have the youtooz gay sex figure on their shelf

well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”