Azura

They becoming sad alcoholic hobo with no sense of personal hygiene...

2. ...or career overachiver.

i guess you could call this a form of magical thinking: i'm already so conscious and preemptively feel guilt abt my existence as someone who could potentially inadvertently be seen/act as a ~male predator~, isn't that enough? why are you making my life harder by insisting this doesn't actually absolve me of the potential to inflict gender-based violence? what else do you want me to do? it's the very common false idea that feeling bad is enough to keep one from doing harm, mixed with a couple of unquestioned gender essentialist beliefs ("but my afab body is so small and fragile and my voice is soft, how could i possibly do harm to anyone when it is really i who am doomed to suffer forever at the hands of men (and whoever i deem mannish enough to feel intimidated by)?")

Unfortunately they're now too good at wizard duels (thanks to attending way more than the usual number of them) and it's getting harder and harder to find someone who can make them lose, or even hurt them at this point.

They're now going after some lower-end gods just to feel something. The God of Bicycles may be a pushover as far as Gods go, but they're still a God. They might spirit bomb you with the wishes and dreams of every cyclist in the world and that shit adds up fast.

Their next plan is to try and become a kaiju and attack a medium-sized city. Just what are the defenses of Freeport, Kaya Sona? How we they deal with a 50 foot tall wizard approaching from the west?

Maybe the wizards of the city will join together and summon some cthulhu-motherfucker from the deeps of the Glowing Sea. Maybe they'll combine their energy and hit the wizard with one of those beams that'll take out small planets in scifi movies. Maybe they'll just fling 900 fireballs at the stompy giant wizard. Either way, it'll probably hurt a lot.

They're thinking about one day taking on the God of Pain, but while that's obviously a good idea from their end if they lose, they're a little worried about what'll happen if they win. Killing a God is a dangerous thing: either you radically change the world until another can be elected, or the universe decides it can't keep the wheels turning without that God's domain, and it immediately elects a new god: the person who killed the last one.

And the last thing a magical masochist wants to be is the nigh-omnipotent being who rules over the domain of pain, a caretaker of a promised land they can never enter.

Ponies amirite

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