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Ira Belmonte SR Halloween ~Time to Cut Loose~ (Part 1)

Ira: Yo, Donar. how’s the haunted house going?

Donar: Oh, Ira-san, hello! The haunted house is doing good. We’ve got a good amount of people coming through. How has it been going at the coliseum?

Ira: We had a few troublemakers that kept trying to steal items from the displays and take photos with them, but we dealt with them easy enough. Could you let me through, though?

Donar: Of course! That’ll be 10 madol.

Ira: ...

Ira: You’re kidding, right?

Donar: Why would I joke about something like this?

Ira: Donar. I’ll be in and out, I just wanted to visit Torben really quick.

Donar: My apologies, Ira-san, but Ashengrotto-senpai is very strict with his policies. I’m not allowed to let anyone that isn’t working at the haunted house through unless they pay.

Ira: ... Fine. Torben better pay me back.

Donar: Thank you for your patronage! Enjoy the hau-

Ira: Shut your trap.

Donar: ... Goodness, everyone’s a bit snappy tonight.

Ira Belmonte SR Halloween ~Time to Cut Loose~ (Part 2)

Ira: Torben! Torben? Where are ya, bro?

...

Ira: Geeze, how did they manage to make this place a maze? It’s harder to navigate than the Heartslabyul gardens.

Ira: Hmm? That door’s glowing... What the hell’s behind it?

Maury: Oh! Thank goodness! I was starting to get a bit worried no one was going to show up!

Ira: Yikes! Maury, what are you doing all tied up?

Maury: A tragic tale, truly. I, the lovely and ephemeral Maury, was betrayed by those who I trusted and cared for the most! ‘Tis a story too devastating to recount. If I were to do so, surely your heart would break for me and you’d-

Ira: Dude, cut the crap and just tell me what happened.

Maury: My, how rude. Well, if you must know, I was supposed to be the actor for this room, and I had asked my dashing Mondo to help rig me up like I had done for Perun.

Ira: Uh huh... And how did that turn into this?

Maury: Betrayal! In the middle of helping me up, Mondo received a call from Wantanabe-san, and left almost immediately to help her. Something about her roommate being in grave danger!

Ira: So you got ditched.

Maury: Quite the desolate scenario, is it not? Would you be a dear and help me get untied?

Ira: Yeah, sure. Anyway, where’s Torben? I wanted to go stamp collecting with him, but I haven’t seen him. He’s supposed to be in here, right?

Maury: Ah, yes! Well, no? My adorable Torben is supposed to be the actor for the main room of the house, but I happened to hear Perun yelling about getting to the stamp rewards before Mondo took everything, so I’ve been led to believe that they have left.

Ira: Are you serious!? Why didn’t you say so earlier! I gotta go catch up with them or I’m gonna look like I’m slacking on stamps!

Bartholomew: Hey Donar, Perun invited me to go stamp collecting with him. We were supposed to meet earlier at the main entrance but he’s late. Could you go get him for me?

Donar: Oh, Bartholomew, it’s good to see you again. I’d love to help you out, really, but unfortunately I’m not allowed to leave my post.

Bartholomew: Are you kidding me? It’ll take less than a minute. Just go get him and come back.

Donar: Rules are rules. I don’t make them, I just enforce them.

Bartholomew: Fine, I’ll go get him myself. Where is he?

Donar: Oh, he’s at the end of the haunted house. The room with all the cobwebs and tombstones. That’ll be 10 madol.

Bartholomew: Wait a minute... You’re gonna make me pay to go inside?

Donar: Of course. You know how Ashengrotto-senpai can be sometimes, don’t you?

Bartholomew: *sigh* And they call me a pirate.... Fine! Here.

Donar: Thank you for your patronage! Enjoy the haunted hou-

Bartholomew: Shut up.

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Bartholomew: Man, this is probably the cheesiest thing I’ve seen come out of this school. And that’s saying a lot with how much time Attwood spends around me...

Torben: Boo...

Bartholomew: .....

Torben: ...

Torben: Sorry... I’m not really that into this entire shtick. 

Bartholomew: ... Wow, Torben. I’ve never seen someone so dedicated to their performance as a moving corpse.

Torben: Thanks, I was practicing all week with Maury.

Bartholomew: Ah, explains a lot. Where’s your brother?

Torben: He’s at the front. You should have seen him when you were coming in.

Bartholomew: I KNOW WHERE DONAR IS. I’M TALKING ABOUT PERUN.

Torben: Geeze, you don’t have to yell. He’s down that dark, definitely not suspicious hallway.

Bartholomew: You know, maybe you should switch places with Donar.

Torben: But... I thought you said I was doing a good job...

Bartholomew: Torben, please don’t cry.

Torben: I’m not crying. There’s just... a lot of dust in here.

Bartholomew: I’ll... be on my way... Good luck with... whatever your job is here.

Torben: Thanks. Wait hold on it’s not that dark, not suspicious hallway. Tock’s room is down that one and you don’t wanna go there.  It’s that one.

Bartholomew: How many dark not suspicious hallways are there?

Torben: Seven. 

Bartholomew: Is this the right one then?

Torben: Yeah. Good luck.

Bartholomew: *sigh* Aw man...

Bartholomew SR Halloween ~All Tied Up~ (Part 2)

Bartholomew: He said down the dark, not suspicious hallway...

...

Bartholomew: But, there’s NO ONE HERE. I can barely see in front of me! How did they manage to afford a fog machine, but couldn’t even get enough good actors for this haunted house.

Bartholomew: PERUN! IF YOU DON’T GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU FOR A WEEK.

...

Bartholomew: PERUN? 

...

Bartholomew: JOKES OVER. WHERE ARE YOU?

...

Bartholomew: I’ll leave you behind!

...

Bartholomew: Alright suit yourself! Don’t say I didn’t try.

Perun: BOO!

Bartholomew: AAAAH NOT THE FACE!

Perun: Did I get you?

Bartholomew: *pant* *pant* PERUN.

Perun: Pretty cool, huh? It took a while for Maury to get me all hung up here.

Bartholomew: Get down here.

Perun: OW! Watch it! Some of the bandages are really tight around my delicate frame!

Bartholomew: You should just be happy I didn’t swing.

Perun: Oh, yeah. Yikes, that hook looks sharp. Did that pretty Diasomnia lady get it for you?

Bartholomew: It’s a family heirloom.

Perun: Oh, snapping turtle. Really? Didn’t know you had one.

Bartholomew: An heirloom?

Perun: A family.

Bartholomew: ... You’re one to talk.

Perun: *gasp* Bartholomew, how dare you! I’ll have you know I have two very loving brothers you should have met on your way in.

Bartholomew: Yeah one of them cheated me out of 10 madol and the other one sucks at his job.

Perun: Hey! Torben was practicing very hard all week with Maury for this.

Bartholomew: Oh... He was serious about that?

Perun: Torben is very serious about everything. Could you pull that string over there? That’s the last one before I can get down.

Bartholomew: Which one? This one?

*THUMP*

Perun: yep... that’s the one...

Bartholomew: Need a hand?

Perun: That’s your hook.

Bartholomew: Sorry. Force of habit. Now hurry up before Mondo gets all the stamp rewards.

Nanami Wantanabe SSR Halloween ~Marsella Kidnapped?~ (Part 1)

Nanami: Good grief. That certainly was quite the rush of Schoenheit-senpai’s fans. I’m glad everything is under control now.

Dietrich: NANAMI!

Nanami: Oh great seven, what is it now?

Dietrich: Nanami! There you are!

Nanami: I’ve been here all evening, Azami-san. I’m assuming you’re not here for the stamp, so what can I help you with?

Dietrich: Marsella’s been kidnapped.

Nanami: ...

Nanami: I beg your pardon?

Dietrich: Marsella! Your darling roommate! She’s been kidnapped.

Nanami: That’s impossible. She said she would be with Draconia-senpai the entire night. I’m covering her shift for stamps because of that.

Dietrich: Well, she’s not at Diasomnia’s set up, so she must have gotten kidnapped.

Nanami: I find it a bit surprising that Draconia-senpai hasn’t turned over the campus looking for her if she’s really missing.

Dietrich: I don’t have time to keep track of what that lizard’s doing. Come on, we need to go find her.

Nanami: Hold on! Unhand me! Augh! At least let me tell Kiku-chan know I’ll be going before you drag me away!

Nanami Wantanabe SSR Halloween ~Marsella Kidnapped?~ (Part 2)

Nanami:  Azami-san, with all due respect, are you sure that Marsella isn’t just having a good time at the festival?

Dietrich: Do you really think she’d be able to resist making a magicam post about the festival if she were out having fun? She hasn’t posted in 6 hours, Nanami. 6 HOURS.

Nanami: I heard you the first time! Great Seven... The festival grounds are all so crowded. Do you at least have an idea of where she might be? I’d like to get this over with as quickly as possible.

Dietrich: Do you think I’d really ask you for help if I knew? She could be anywhere on the island.

Nanami: Well what do you expect me to do? It’s not like I can magically conjure up a way for you to find her out of nowh-

???: Nami-nee!

Nanami: Kaito?

Kaito: Nami-nee! There you are! Mama and I were looking for you, but the pretty girl with white hair in the mirror hall said you left to walk around the festival.

Nanami: Ah, Kiku-chan. Well, are you having fun, Kaito?

Kaito: Mhmm! Mama and I have almost all the stamps we need! Oh! We also met your roommate!

Nanami: You ran into Marsella?

Kaito: Yeah! She was really nice and super pretty! The man she was with was really cool too! He was dressed up like that man was!

Dietrich: What do you know? There is a god out there. Hey squirt, could you take us to where you last saw Marsella?

Kaito: Okay! Follow me!

Nanami Wantanabe SSR Halloween ~Marsella Kidnapped?~ (Part 3)

Kaito: Here we are! This is where I met your pretty roommate, Nami-nee.

Nanami: Oh, I think I see her over there.

Dietrich: Marsella! Over here!

Marsella: Nanami! Dietrich! How are you guys? Oh! I see you found your sister, Kaito!

Kaito: I did! Thank you for helping me, Miss!

Marsella: I’d love to stay and chat longer, but Malleus and I were just taking a short break to eat. We still have a few stamps we need to go collect. 

Nanami: So you’ve been with Draconia-senpai this entire time, huh?

Marsella: Yep! Can’t leave him alone for too long, you know how clingy he gets when I do. Anyway, have fun walking around! See you soon!

Dietrich: Wait! Marsellaaaand she’s gone...

Nanami: Dietrich...

Dietrich: ...

Nanami: Do you remember when I told you when Marsella was probably just enjoying the festival?

Dietrich: ... I do...

Kaito: Uh oh... Mister, you might not want to look at Nami-nee. She’s making that scary face she does when you’re in trouble.