remember that i ♥ you

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

Yes

The rat giveth but the rat does not taketh away!!

bruh did yall forget about the plague?

They helped wipe out 30%-60% of Europe they are the gift that keeps on giving!!

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!

Aren’t you… Forgetting someone? *tries to not look hurt*

winston i am so fucking sorry i genuinely forgot ur an overwatch character for a moment you feel like a brother to me

why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

DAAaHRLINg,

I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.

What-sonas???

I like the dragon’s design

i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me

Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?

Which wolf

Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video

Just because I physically cannot keep this information to myself, but in “In Defense Of Pedophiles” he says that the sun revolves around the earth