rooster related injuries

i now have a plant degree, in plant (bachelor’s in horticulture). shoutout to my pos bio father for having a secret life insurance policy that paid for my college despite not believing in the irs (???)

i’m graduating this semester, and if there’s one life-lesson that i’ve picked up from my college experience, it’s that you can be the dumbest man alive and still get a phd

today i got stung by five (5) bees. it didn’t hurt all that much, but now all the sting sites itch like hell and it’s actually driving me up the wall. the hive gave me hives

mid-late spring is upon us, which means that it’s time to play my favorite game: don’t die of heatstroke in the greenhouse. it’s only 78F outside with maybe 60% humidity but it’s already going into the 90sF with 80%-90% humidity in the greenhouse. last year’s high was 113F, and i am scared

i know i’ve reached peak writer status because i’ll submit a writing assignment for a class and get feedback like “very well thought-out” and “exceptionally well written” and “demonstrates complex understanding of the topic” when in fact, i wrote the entire thing on a glass of wine and half a protein bar an hour before it was due

yearning for the oats rn. reblog if u are also oat yearning rn