Every time I see one I throw down the best answer.

A bouquet of swords.

Period. THE END

But now I saw some dumb gimmick, a bouquet of books, and I'm all like, there's two ways this could go wrong, how the hell do you arrange them, that image on there they had is not practical and you damned well have better chosen the right books, but also all the books being romanticy drives home this would, as a concept, work for any book nerd, man or woman if well executed, so obvs not a man thing-- unless you choose man-books, but the whole 'I Read books' thing is being sold as romanticy gurls bs; rather disenfranchising idnit.

One can hope. I don't recommend it, but you can if you want to.