How To Geek

Who’s that nerd

My beautiful country i’m in tears

I just realized that being the dungeon master for your group of friends sounds very different to someone who has never heard of D&D before

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

ghost adventures is literally just an hour of guys talking shit to ghosts and then screaming once they square up

Hugh Jackman 16 years as wolverine and never wore the yellow suit

i see so many girls and there’s so many different types of pretty… there’s like the honey, green tea pretty girls that like sitting outside and soaking up the sun…. the dark pretty with black eye make up and wild hair and piercings… the bad bitch pretty with killer highlight and striking style….. the lazy pretty girls with snapbacks and sneakers…. the bookish girls with glasses and sweaters that make your heart melt…. the soft Angel pretty girls who just look as sweet as a peach with soulful eyes…. the cute girls with chubby cheeks and messy hair and it seems like warmth emits from them… girls are so fucking beautiful

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.