alex

Do yall remember when I was dating a Nazi bc I just doing a picture of me in her uniform

my man told me to “just eat what I want” but what I want is an entire New York style cheese pizza all to myself and what I don’t want is to be fat

no I’m not gonna freak out over 3 gunshots fuck the duck n cover shoot out my windows and MAYBE I’ll freak out a lil bit

Ight yall life update I got a house in one of the worst cities in Wisconsin my cat drove my kitten to suicide and I’m drinking tequila by the bottle again

hey girl are you the government cause I can tell you’re after me

I just moved into a house and it has a basement and my fear of basements is overwhelming

I am 100% sure there’s a tick hiding near my pussy