Indescribable is a good word

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

I have never related to a statement more than “do you know how much braining it takes to make words go?”

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

I asked my mom why she was always so chatty and friendly with the neighbours fully expecting her to explain some social rules that make no sense to me but she just looked at me dead serious and was like “we need allies for the zombie apocalypse”

i wish my url was like “spoon” or “bastard” 

guess what fuckers im living the life now

hey what the fuck

i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean