I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly
On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.
Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.
Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.
Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.
Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.
Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders
Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????
Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.
#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool
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Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply: "Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage." This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.
Ours growing up didn’t come from working stock but goddamn if Paige didn’t herd everyone. I was going to say everything but my phone rightfully corrected me.
She herded EVERYONE. From us kids to fucking Moose.
And you’d better believe those moose behaved and checked their attitude for once in their grumpy lives. (I think they were mostly just bewildered).
My snow boots, multiple pairs, and my siblings too all showed some sign of her nips at herding us. She only ever did that in snow boots and never on bare ankles aside from a lick, but she enjoyed corralling anyone and anyone who came into Her Yard.
Outside, she gave no fucks.
She also gnawed and rounded EVERY corner in my mum’s kitchen she could reach and stole EVERYTHING that hit the ground she could. Had a collection in her kennel and everything.
Every breed is a working breed and you need to understand their conditions so that you can have a peaceful and working home. Redirect them (Paige’s need to herd became a game of tag with her kids she always won, which if you know corgis, you know they kind of love to win) or have them redirected for you.
They deserve better especially as we made shaped them into exactly who and what they are.
We owe it to them at a bare minimum.
Anything else is negligence and cruelty.

















