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a highly scientific discussion of whether or not bokuto should be classified as an owl

160619 There are food trucks for ddeokbokki and tempura, Sehun and Baekhyun are treating the fans before Inkigayo. Here are their messages on today’s food truck support.

“Dear Eri, today daddy’s heading out first for work.. if you see this eat your meal nice & slowly, see you soon!^^”

“Enjoy your meal, EXO-L are the best! EXO-L are the best!”

(the cup says “EXO-L are the best~ Please eat well. -Baekhyun&Sehun-”)

(apparently, baekhyun was in charge for food and sehun took care of the cafe truck.. for the cafe truck, there’s a huge list of drinks you can choose from and that’s a big thing because usually these food/drink support trucks only serve a couple of drinks – maybe up to 5 or more but sehun provided a huge list of drinks for fans to choose from ㅠㅠ)

#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves

#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman 

#and her eyes don’t take up half her face 

#and she has broad shoulders which i like

What do you mean this penguin is no one from EXO?

Don’t lie.

Bonus:

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”