why dont you try making up a delusion or private world and go live in it and maybe you’ll calm down 

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

great song, made me sit on the ground thinking deeply about my life! I'll listen to it 500 more times

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

bro is literally bald

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

i’m a simple bisexual. i see a pretty person, i [aggrieved noise]

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world