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PEGGING RIGHTS.

Okay but where can I download the full song? It slaps

That's ok you don't have to

Guess What Day It.

things the kittens have so far yelled at me about with the righteous indignation of child monarchs:  - i could not find my brother for 1.3 seconds  - my brother bit my ears when i pounced on him - my brother refused to bite my ears even though I pounced on him - my brother has carried away the little mouse toy but I wanted to carry away the little mouse toy - want to lie in lap but no room  - want to lie in lap but am on floor - want to lie in lap but it is too warm in lap - too small to jump on table - too large to get behind washing machine as is my sacred right - i am being prevented from drinking the coffee, a substance which would do me grievous harm - you are not letting me lick the inside of your nostrils - i am too small to headbutt you with enough force to adequately represent my affection

i always forget there’s a “stuff for you” page. Lol. the only “stuff for me” comes organically from the posts my mutuals graciously handpick for me to reblog like a 9 year old girl palm feeding sugar cubes to a horse. An algorithm could never do that

THIS IS A FREE DOWNLOADABLE PDF OF THE BOOK BTW you don't have to pay for it!!

LIKE THE BATHROOM AJSHDJFJFJFKFFKFK

my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other