Sometimes, I don't want draw the OCs based from that series when it comes to pairing the characters, especially when the OCs can travel to other universe

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

Bitches will say they want a "fairytale wedding" and then get offended when I show up uninvited and curse their firstborn.

"it's not that deep" with the power of this shovel anything is possible

MAY ALL YOUR OBSTACLES COLLAPSE IN THE YEAR TO COME LIKE UNTO A GIANT STRAW GOAT IN THE WIND

i'm not dying on this hill, I'm killing you on it actually.

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

Artists making OCs be like hi look at this guy i made up he looks a lot like me and i gave him all my quirks and trauma responses and i'm making him go through the worst pains imaginable everyday. I won't be unpacking this

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

I bet there’s an English teacher out there somewhere who reads their kids’ papers and thinks, “that one. That one’s a fanfic author.”

"oh but they're here illegally" don't care. "oh but your family came over legally" when my family came over the only law was don't be chinese

*points at my blorbo* I'm gonna make you go through the horrors