ayano!

Gay sex as a metaphor for friendship

nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix

anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

I'm not cutting myself you are

in the patient's chest cavity with my co-surgeon playing footsie with our scalpels and going omg stoppp lol

Does anyone older than me want to have kind of a weird problematic thing going on

i hope youre being a massive faggot tonight. and insane . @everyone

interacting with a mutual for the first time: oh fuck i have to say something funny what if they don’t like me do i look okay

bro might be cooking but i aint eating 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 (i have a restrictive eating disorder)

Shoutout people with dyed hair, that has to be one of my favorite genders