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Guns N Roses as Muppets
Duff McKagan - Fozzie Bear. He wants to be this great thing but he's so good at what he does. Sweet and funny and just cares about his people so much.
Slash - Pepe the king prawn. Does things that are slightly unhinged because he gets caught up in the moment but he does mean well.
Axl Rose - Miss Piggy. Honestly a DIVVVVAAA. No sense of understanding others because he is all he sees. However, will fight when needed and make a stand.
Izzy Stradlin - Rizzo the Rat. Street wise, knows what's going on and is secretly one of the best muppets. Usually he appears with Gonzo but has better jokes and lines than anyone but is overlooked.
Steven Adler - Beaker. IDK. Just seems like he's a bit overwhelmed and chaotic and means the best but he's just surrounded by bad influences and ends up hurt.
Guns N Roses as Muppets
Duff McKagan - Fozzie Bear. He wants to be this great thing but he's so good at what he does. Sweet and funny and just cares about his people so much.
Slash - Pepe the king prawn. Does things that are slightly unhinged because he gets caught up in the moment but he does mean well.
Axl Rose - Miss Piggy. Honestly a DIVVVVAAA. No sense of understanding others because he is all he sees. However, will fight when needed and make a stand.
Izzy Stradlin - Rizzo the Rat. Street wise, knows what's going on and is secretly one of the best muppets. Usually he appears with Gonzo but has better jokes and lines than anyone but is overlooked.
Steven Adler - Beaker. IDK. Just seems like he's a bit overwhelmed and chaotic and means the best but he's just surrounded by bad influences and ends up hurt.
Izzy Stradlin and the lemon pound cake
Honestly just wanted to write a silly little HC
Not safe for minors 18+
Welcome to the 31 Days of Halloween 2025!!!
Day 1: Ghost of you w/ Izzy Stradlin (theme is Ghost) 👻
Hahahahha a yurt

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How to Woo a Women
Bestie gifted us today
Family Vacation (prologue)
Chapter One will be out June 3rd
I foresee a lot of pissed off and uncomfortable moments in his future lol
A very Elvish Christmas ft Guns N Roses
“We’re dressing up for elves to promote this Christmas song for charity. Do you understand?” Axl looked around at his band.
“I don’t get why you get to be Santa.” grumbled Slash. His girlfriend smacked him and he huffed out another sound.
Axl ignored him as he looked at everyone else.
Everyone was coupled up and the girlfriends all were nodding their heads like they all seemed to be on board with this. As long as the women were running the show what could really go wrong?
He was about to eat his words.
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Theresa was stuffing more fluff into his suit in the backstage area. They were the first to arrive, which was trouble enough because he knew how much Sasha hated being late to things. Usually Duff and here were an hour early for an event.
Sure, Axl was the one in charge of this but he still had expected her to beat him here.
He turned once the stuffing was done, looking in the mirror to check his appearance. Theresa was beside him with her white blonde hair in a bun since she was playing the Mrs. Claus to his Mr.
His eyes caught hers in the mirror until he saw them.
A scream ripped from his throat as he saw Duff in a tight red body suit with white trimming, his hands in white mittens and a dead smirk on his face from where he sat on the shelf next to his girlfriend.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?” He turned, wondering how much the two of them had seen.
He had changed in there. Had been on his knees pleasing his girlfriend in this room? Had they just been on the shelf the entire time?
“We’re elves on the shelf. You said that we had to be in character!” Axl rubbed his forehead as Duff jumped down, reaching up to help his girlfriend on the shelf they had somehow had been balancing on together.
At least they were in costume. That was a small miracle. He had been terrified that they would show up without something on and osm excuse about forgetting about it.
Slash walked in, brown leather pants and a poncho covered in leaves. His ears were pointed and he had a few braids through his curly hair with leather string and beads. A satchel was by his side and an ax in his hand. His girlfriend Sofia was beside him with a long green cape and a leather suit of armour underneath it. A crown of leaves was on her head with a long sword in her hand.
The pair looked at everyone confused.
“What the fuck are you two?” Axl was mortified.
This was a childrens event and they had weapons.
“Oh my god! Are you the character you created for our DnD campaign?” She squealed in excitement.
Axl was even more mortified by this. They all played DnD together a few times a week but he didn’t know that they were taking it this seriously that they actually had outfits made for the characters for it.
This was going to hell.
“We’re elves. You didn’t say which kind.” Slash smirked because he knew exactly what he had done.
Axl rubbed his temples, teh migraine settling there.
“Sorry we’re late.” Lily walked in with a tray of cookies and Steven smiling behind her.
Theresa grabbed a cookie for herself and Sophia. Both the girls nibbling on them as Axl fought off the stroke that he was surely going to have dealing with his band.
They were supposed to be Christmas elves.
Sure Duff and Sasha had dressed as the creepiest version possible but at least they were somewhat Christmas elves. What was he supposed to do with a set of DnD elves and now he fucking Keebler elves?
“Oh dear, did you mean for us to dress like Christmas elves?” Steven asked as he sat down on the couch, avoiding the weapons that were laying there. He wasn’t allowed near sharp objects without a trusted adult.
“Did I mean Christmas elves at the fucking Christmas event?” Axl swore as he turned around, needing a drink. How the hell had he managed to get stuck with a band full of idiots? Why were they doing this to torture him.
“Nai lye hiruva airea amanar!” Aya greeted in elvish as she walked in dressed like Galadriel with Izzy beside her dressed like Celebron.
Everyone looked from the last couple to Axl, who stared in horror at what he was seeing.
His eyes blinked several times like his brain wasn’t computing what was happening around him. How this elf mutiny had started and how he now had to figure out how to save the party that they were attending.
“Christmas. Elves. All you had to do was dress like - don’t even speak.” he motioned to where Duff and Sasha were standing. They shoved more keebler cookies into their mouths, “How hard was it to dress like christmas elves?” He looked at them like they had all done this on purpose to fuck with him.
Which they had sort of done but also it wasn’t their fault that he hadn’t said Christmas elves.
“Axl, have a cookie. Your blood sugar is porbably low, dear.” Theresa forced a cookie in his mouth as he grumbled, “Everyone’s costumes look great. We’re going to go out there and take pictures and meet with everyone and it’s going to be fine. And next time Axl will learn from this and realize that he made a mistake being so vague.” HIs eyes bulged at her accusing him of being at fault here when it was clear that it was everyone sle that was going against him,
Axl opened his mouth but Steven thought that it was a game and used it as an opportunity to shove a cookie in his mouth.
“We accept your apology, Axl.” Aya said, her dress dragging as she moved to take a cookie.
They seemed to be a never ending supply of them.
“Now lets party.”
Words can not express how hard I'm laughing. Elf on the Shelf D&D Keeblers and Lord of the Rings just to fuck with Axl is EPIC
City of Stars Chapter One
Even if it's just one chapter it's still perfection
If I did a Patreon again would there be interest?
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sweet izzy testing amp settings for practice with duff ♥︎
Present w/ Izzy Stradlin
Minors DNI 18+ Adult themes w/ female oral '
OH SWEET JESUS
The Boogeyman w/ Izzy Stradlin
MINORS DNI 18+: Unprotected sex, gun play, cum play
One of my faves
Moooooove bitch get out the way ft Nikki Sixx and Peach
You all have no idea how hard it is for me not to write a whole series about Izzy Stradlin and his fanny pack. Like he would be Mary poppins pulling out things from there.
I don't know if I should encourage this or not

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@ayablackwood Twestie vibes. 🖤
@greeneyezblackheart I love these so much. I bet I could put them on pillows and purses thanks Twestie you know me well 2💜💜
Four seasons w/ Duff McKagan