Adding msg to the sludge to make it delicious

Fuck it, gonna get weird drunk tonight (1.5 bottles of $5 champagne)

Hey dude, I heard that the party rockers were gonna be in the house tonight, just thought you should know

The local bodega has earned a lifetime of loyalty from me. May this establishment reign eternal

Be the Tgirl swag you want to see in the world

If god wanted us to have filters, she wouldn’t have given us livers

Does anyone else have preferences on lighter fluid for zippo lighters, solely based on how it smells when the lighter is lit?

Getting sloshed at a Midwest rooftop bar watching the 2022 National Cornhole League rerun on ESPN 8: The Ocho

Sponsored by Hellmans Mayonnaise btw

Unrestrained summer fun

that's the title for sharknado 10