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This is my favorite video of all time, Iām not even exaggerating
The rain, the piano, the view⦠wow everything made this video my fave
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure weāve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but likeā¦Ā
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturnās if they were on earth)Ā
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and donāt get me started on BUGS like⦠we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giantās Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smhā¦
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and Iāll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)Ā
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
You guys, Earth is so amazing. Please treat it well.
His voice kills me bro ššš
Mmm⦠Delicioso.
š he speaks in italics. Perfect.

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people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i donāt know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look upĀ āhow to preheat the ovenā and thereād be endless videos and i never have to look like a complete idiot again. thank you all for saving my lifeĀ
If we went home from our 9 - 5 jobs with 3 - 4 hours of extra work every day, weād lose our minds. But we do it to high school kids and see absolutely no problem with it.
Idk how to break it to you, but women do this all the fucking time. I see my mother in law, who is a vet and makes more than her husband does as an optometrist, come home after hours of standing, performing surgeries, wrestling with large dogs and getting bitten on the reg, to cook elaborate dinners for the family while her husband takes a nap or looks at his iPad for a few hours⦠if you look at the hetero adults in your life you can see this dynamic play out over and over again. Maybe men come home and get to stop working, but women work full time jobs and come home to work for 3-4 hours all the time.
itās so common among heterosexual relationships that it has a name ā the second shift
Growing up, my father always came home at 4pm (and at 1pm in the summer). He spent the rest of the day on the sofa orĀ āworkingā on his pc. He never - never - did anything else: he never cleaned in his life, never did any laundry, or hung it out to dry. He knew how to make 2 dishes: pastasciutta and scrambled eggs. And, of course, he couldnāt be trusted to buy groceries (I mean, his job was highly technical and very complex, but men just canāt figure out shopping, am I right?)
My mother came home at 6/7pm (even later than that if she had to buy groceries).
Me and my sister would come home between 1 and 4pm, depending on the school year and day of the week (sometimes even later, for extracurricular activities). We did our homework and study at least until dinner.
And somehow we were also expected to keep the house, and especially our rooms, perfectly tidy and clean. He complained about the state of our home all the time, often violently, to the point that both me and my sister now suffer from anxiety. And yet it never occurred to him that he could have fixed the problem by not sitting on his ass all day.
I remember that once one of our family friends asked him if he ever helped in the house, and he said:Ā āWhy would I? I have a wife and two daughters.ā
We do it to teachers, too, which is seen as a female profession.
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
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Youāre all monsters
even her?
No!!! Of course not!!!! Sheās wonderful!
you fool!!
Now the newspaper in Chicago, they tracked down the realĀ J.J BittenbinderĀ and he has some issues with your memoriesā¦

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why did they SOUND LIKE THAT
Random advice and a fun story
Iāve never related to something as much and felt as personally offended at the same time.
This is hilarious.
Accurate.

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baby: *incomprehensible babbling*
me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0
This is actually really good for babiesā brain development. Youāre laying the groundwork for conversation, teaching them through example that people take turns talking and listening.
Did you know that babies from affluent families hear an average of thirty MILLION more words before age 5 than babies in families below the poverty line? For context, Les Miserables is about 650,000 words and it looks like this:
So itās like reading this book 46 times.* And thatās not the total number of spoken words, thatās the GAP between affluent and poor babies. And these are the years in which the brain undergoes the most development. Itās mind-boggling.
So what Iām saying is: keep doing the thing. Do it to all babies, all the time. Narrate your day. Ask them for opinions. (āShould we buy the large bag of potatoes or the small bag?ā āGaabooglagje.ā āYes, just as I thought.ā) Point out colors and shapes and letters. Let them scribble outside the lines and treat their babble like talk. Sing them nursery rhymes and Raffi songs and songs from the radio. All of these things are going to build their brains to prepare them for kindergarten and beyond.
*Please do not read Les Mis 46 times to an infant. They donāt even care about the Parisian sewer system.
That last part though
whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much
love
kinky! i like it