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question to all girls

where tf do you put your titters when you go to sleep

In the titter drawer, you neanderthal.

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

So sick of fast fashion so sick of trends wear a shirt until it falls apart and wear a pair of jeans until the buttons and zippers explode. Then buy a new shirt and new pants. Same pair of shoes until they don't count as shoes no more. Wear horse blinders when you go outside. Bathe and brush your teeth. Play frisbee with me

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

What about the crucifixes that have a little crucified Jesus on them? Do they all think they're Jesus?

aliens (1986) has everything you need in a horror movie. body horror. anticapitalism. cocky butch with big gun. cool robot dude. plot-relevant forklift certification

aliens

fuck. shit. i forgot it also has aliens

we have enough tenderqueer coffeshop domestic media. we need to divert resources to making the gay version of beavis and butthead

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

Cargoyle