A_Wolf_Howl

what the fuck is with english teachers n being like “write a story abt a deep personal memory that impacted your life” maam if i do that youre going to send me to the counselor’s office

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

Lost in the sauce

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

It took me a full minute to realize that’s actually the inside of a refrigerator and not a super sci-fi looking minimalist kitchen.

Whose refrigerator is this clean?

*sweating* the fuck do you mean beetroot is real???

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while