Alberta Awol

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

-Julius Goat.]

Когда не хотел потревожить кота

“Everything is terrible, fuck it! Go eat some cake!” No, we don’t get to just throw our hands up. White people don’t need to lead the fight for racial justice because people of color are already doing that. What we need to do is support them and make sure they are taken care of. We have to listen and not talk so much, especially not to say “I’m not like those other white people!” Because as much as I don’t want to be, I am like those people. I have blind spots and biases that I have to eradicate. I don’t always stay in my lane. I need to work on myself. White people all need to work on ourselves. We also need to reach out to other white people that can be reached because a lot of whites will only listen to other whites. And we need to call out white people for the same reason. We don’t just get to go stick our faces in some cake. For fuck’s sake.

“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”