I Go By Levi

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

‪Kill the rich. Overthrow the government. Believe in science. Be gay. ‬

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

That better be “what are those” in Spanish.

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

Pretty much

Y’all will lyft to to your next dick appointment but won’t lyft your hands up in glory to god

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

I had a knock off tomagotchi once and it got pregnant and I was scared I’d get in trouble for it so I went and buried it in the front yard