just out here thinking

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

people don’t remember this but in the early 2000s white brunettes and white blondes were treated as something even deeper than different races- they were seen as like animals of two different species locked in a never ending battle for dominance. they were like yin and yang- the blonde was pathos and the brunette logos. it was truly something to behold.

I used to have a shirt that said "blondes have more fun" that I wore while brunette and when random men would say "You're not blonde" I'd reply "I'm also not having much fun"

i want to do a painting of a tiger taking a bath to put in a bathroom (bathroom-themed bathroom) and to this end i made a little maquette out of clay and i suspect this will scope creep into having both a painting and sculpture of a tiger or perhaps only a sculpture of a tiger. if i do both should they be displayed together or separately

i LOVE the DRIPS and the JOYOUSNESS!!

all the tasteless 9/11 jokes in the world can't measure up to the fact they turned ground zero into a gift shop where you can buy shirts and mugs with pictures of the towers on them

picking up a cat and kissing them 5000 times is just a small joy life offers us

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

THE NOISE

omg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

stop trying to contact me I don’t exist

Mightiest of mighty beans