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Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

where's the video of the weird cd-i game where that weird cat guy keeps saying "the naturals" in a weird voice

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

o m g

BILL NYE SAYS WOMENS RIGHTS, SCIENCE IS REAL, LGBTQ+ RIGHTS, AND HOMICIDE IS SOMETIMES OKAY

NOTHING but absolute RESPECT for the world’s substitute science teacher

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

why do ducklings travel in such an obviously chain-lightning-able formation? are they stupid?

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"