Hi Dad, I'm Tired.

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

The Vulgate Cycle repeatedly outright describes Lancelot as intelligent, well-educated and polite, you know, the things expected of chivalrous knight of noble birth. Then he does things that indicate the opposite. I kind of love that, actually. Our most glorious and refined knight, Sir Lancelot, who was raised by a fairy in a lake and is known for mauling people with little to no provocation. To me, he feels semi-feral and not in a Tumblr funnyman way, in an under-socialized child raised by wolves kind of way. The ‘Sir Lancelot is a courteous and refined knight.’ rhetoric almost feels like Camelot propaganda to offset his social blunders and misdeeds.

He just crawled out of a lake. It is literally his first day on earth.

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

is he a character from Blackadder?

healthcare should be freeeee what the hell are we doing dumbass government what are we paying you for

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

I wish I was more into fiber crafts because it would be cool to dye fabric with the berries I harvest (seeds are all I need from a lot of them). Alas, I just don’t have that kind of special interest. I should be friend somebody that does so I can exchange fruits and such with them

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search