Obsolete

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE TO ME

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

numb hands

I shall pass through this world but once, any good thing therefore I can do, or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer it or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again.

Finally got this thing mounted! I’m so happy with how it looks! 🍊🍊🍊

edit: you can now get this comic as a print!

it's cheesy but i have a really big soft spot for classic fic tropes so i'd really like to have a go at a pretend marriage fic and forced proximity. i feel like forced proximity would be pretty easy to find a way to do for ethubs ("it was a glitch" is such an easy plot device) but pretend marriage is a lot harder to come up with a good scenario for. like why on hermitcraft would ethubs have to pretend to be married, ever. maybe there could be an angle doing in as a life series fic and having them be pretend soulmates? but soulmates to me is such a horror concept that i don't know if i'd be able to get a lighthearted fic out of it lol

If etho was the price, i kind of imagine him to be forced into it. Maybe he promised a favour to the creator of the game, and it critically backfired on his ass. He has to wear something really frilly during the game, most of the hermits are joking and not paying attention to the competition, except for bdubs who's LOCKED. IN.

laurie 😔

Hannah Homier via tiktok

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

This might be the real one, y’all.

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