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Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

#braver than any U.S. marine… about to try to make world’s most avoidant man admit to experiencing one (1) feeling for you

i need to be witnessed so bad i need some kind of spouse to look at me lovingly while i tend to the garden