If you think about it, Untitled Is a Title

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

all i do is play video games incorrectly 

let it be known that if you blog hard enough, you’ll wake up to a really pretty girl in your bed

If a trans woman spits on you, you tell her thank you, and if she doesn't, you owe her $1000 for giving you a tiny crumb of kindness and good nature that you absolutely don't deserve. and if you disagree with any of this you can kill yourself about it, im not sorry and I do make the rules

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

*sexting* I want to take care of you

sex seven

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

I seem to have recently become the type of girl who will, in actual fact, kick her feet in excitement if she happens to be texting a charming young lady while in bed