Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.
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we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor

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cherry valley forever

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Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.
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Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
βGrace says he would like half of dome to be water.β
βOh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?β
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. βNo. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.β
βTell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.β
βNo. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.β
βWHY QUESTION???β
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
βGrace want this liquid for celebration.β
βOf course.β They scan it. βYou have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.β
βYes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.β
βWHY QUESTION?????β
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

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So at a party it is socially acceptable to just silently join a circle of people talking and contribute to the conversation when you feel like it as if you already know everyone in the circle, btw.
If you want to know peopleβs names at some point saying βSorry, did I catch your name?β or βSorry, what was your name again?β like youβve briefly been introduced before is a good move.
Conversation openers for starting a conversation with a random person next to you:
Whatβs the punch taste like?
What are you drinking?
How do you know the host?
Hey, nice shoes!
Did you bring this drink/food/decoration/etc.?
Hey, whatβs your costume?
Are you from (place where a lot of people at the party work or are from)?
Hi! Did you come with (mutual friend)?
Fr? On god? Just like that?
Yeah, just act like youβve been there the whole time.
I have social anxiety and discovered this by trial and error despite my fears. I took on this burden for all of you so you donβt have to. Trust me. Just stand in the gap in the circle. Itβs waiting for you. Itβs an event where people are expecting to meet other people. Itβs not creepy or weird. Theyβre there to talk to strangers and friends alike. Just step into the circle.
curiouser and curiouser
[ID: A Project Hail Mary comic titled "After the Explosion". Grace and Stratt stand together, and Stratt lights a cigarette and says, "Dr. Grace, please ensure I am not bothered." Grace: "Yeah OK--" Stratt: "I am allotting myself 3 minutes to mourn." Grace asks with surprised suspicion, "Wait. 3 minutes?" Stratt: "Yes."
Grace: "Last time we lost someone you only asked for 1." Stratt: "Yes. I allow myself 1 minute per significant loss." Grace: "Oh okay." He frowns, then starts counting off on his fingers: "DuBois... Shapiro..." He turns to Stratt, who's turning away, and asks, "Wait a second, who's the third?" Stratt walks away, and Grace repeats concernedly, "Stratt? Who's the third??" Stratt thinks to herself while smoking, "Can't believe I gotta kill this guy." End ID]
Opposable thumbs are handy
Dunno if this is real or false memory but I grew up watching soviet cartoons and "cute sturgeon wearing a bandana over her head" was like a reoccurring character design. But I haven't been able to find any screenshots. So either slavic bandana sturgeon is lost media, an original idea that came to me in a dream, or Google is falling apart piece by piece and we wont be able to find anything online ever again
βscientists donβt want you knowβ is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

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heeeyyy jonnyyyy~
My very first tiger drawing and my latest
Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.
Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.
Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.
Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.
official linguistics post
Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with
i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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BUG YAOI MAKES ITS RETURN
random jmart sketches because i dont like them