A Wandering Lionheart

Girl, the meek better start inheriting the earth faster, because what the fuck is this

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

That cunt lived until too old and died too peacefully

tiktokkers who film people in public should be locked into a birdcage and dangled from skyscrapers

"summer is the worst" "no winter is!!!" actually both are. down with Big Temperature. spring and autumn for the win

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you're in the trenches.

my favorite genre of book is "inverted mystery in which a group of students in a pretentious-sounding college participate in murdering their friend. the narrator tells the story by recalling his past, and is supposedly mediocre in his major compared to his friends. also featuring queer/queer-coded main cast, the asshole friend™️, and a man named richard"

i hate job hunting so much why couldn’t i have just been sent abroad as a girl to serve at the court of margaret of austria and then later to serve a succession of french queens so that i could return to the english court years later as a lady of sophistication and charm capable of causing one of the greatest religious schisms in european history

if one more person reblogs this to tell me that Anne Boleyn got executed I’m gonna shake their hand and thank them because despite me evidently knowing the specifics of her early career in Europe pre-1522 I somehow was not aware of her extremely famous beheading. I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me.

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane

another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could