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okay universe, i need something really really good to happen please

Wake me up at 4am just to fuck me back to sleep.

Casual rubbing and caressing while cuddling/napping is so good. Like yes I know I’m about to pass out while laying on your chest but feel free to grab my butt.

i wish i was an italian farmer pushing my wheelbarrow full of fruits and vegetables down a gravel path on the side of a hill towards the market in the center of town and didnt know what a tide pod was

ik it might seem shocking but we have tide pods in rural Italy as well, i guess a farmer from a rural area wouldn’t know that idiots in the us are eating them but he would most definitely know what tide pods are

wheres the love of my life wtf!!! i got things i want to do with them tf

this is the equivalent to cats picking their kids up by their necks

My daughter loves to be carried like this and it’s completely safe if the article of clothing fits well, is strong, and the child can support their own head

Can’t wait to have my own babies