AVOIR LES ETOILES

hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap

fictional women can be a little unhinged and murderous. as a treat

I’m at the bookstore. I’m at the museum gift shop. I’m at the combination bookstore and museum gift shop

Charge ur phone op otherwise farmer John can't give you his eggs

[First image ID: A text box that says "Lesbian Visibility Day - 26 April" Second image ID: A link to a news site which states, "According to the Old Farmer's Almanac, the Pink Moon (these words are bolded for emphasis) rises on the night of Monday, April 26 (these words are bolded for emphasis.) It is the first supermoon of 2021. It will reportedly be visible after sunset, reaching peak illumination at 10:33 p.m." /End ID]

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

G’nite. Luminous dreams.

unmistakable scent of bloodlust radiating off the priest as i make the communion wafer appear from behind his ear for the sixth time, to the endless delight of the congregation

when i say “i want to study them” about anyone just know i’m mentally placing them into one of those little bug catcher things you give to kids