Cat+Avocado=Happiness

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

and im here too! 😃

The court jester's curt gesture

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

Me and my friends would have killed Grima Wormtongue with hammers I can tell you that much

“Yo Uncle Phil check out my stand [ARABIAN NIGHTS]”

jojo heritage post