blue

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

happy there are fuckfaces out here! friday

i love the way they love

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

@official-boob-posts

maybe I’m so anxious to get a proper sizing because this is how I’m imagining it going

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

In my Disney princess era but I believe in not habituating wildlife to human contact so I keep having to shoo away animals that are trying to talk to me

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

like i know sometimes the most unassuming tools do the job but i cannot stress enough that he simply tried to pry open a metal fire door with it. he didn’t try to employ it on the lock in any way. the slotted spoon told me immediately this was not our man. pack it up chef boyardee

So what was it like having the fire department axe open the door

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

like i know sometimes the most unassuming tools do the job but i cannot stress enough that he simply tried to pry open a metal fire door with it. he didn’t try to employ it on the lock in any way. the slotted spoon told me immediately this was not our man. pack it up chef boyardee

So what was it like having the fire department axe open the door