hi

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

trauma dumpling

🥟

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh