Just Your Average Prince

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

legit read this as ‘assassinated’ first

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”

This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

im broke? no you misheard me! i’m baroque! i’m extravagant