Plazma with a Z

check THIS shit out >bJ ( @zip-delivery )

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

reblog if you agree

DRAKE ROTOM

Even in this bizzare forme, Rotom remtains its mischevious personality and love of pranks. However, due to the large boost to its Special Attack the machine it's inhabited grants it, its pranks can go horribly wrong.

Shiny under the cut!

so we have this slakoth here right. his name is marnie he’s been here for about a week. well. SOMEONE neglected to let the morning crew know that he EVOLVED last night. out of fucking nowhere. i thought he was fully a house mon and wouldn’t evolve for at least a year. whoop de fucking do.

You can do that????????

You can do that????????