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every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?
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Theres a road I pass on my commute called Dead Man's Hole lane. thought you'd appreciate that
dead man's "hole" you say? đ¤¨đ¤¨đ
iron maiden you say? *twirling hair* is she single? *i am quickly whisked away to the execution room*
One fun fact about me is that there is a pit in the forest. It is a part of me. I do not know where my reflection ends and I begin and I am so entwined with its murky waters I have begun to wonder if I am human at all, or if I am some creation of mud and wood given life against its will. When I die look for me in the pit. I will be in there, watching you.
Visited the pit again today. The waters gone. Thereâs a dead bird at the bottom of it. I donât know what this means.
I keep accidentally ending up at the pit. Like Iâll tell myself Iâm not going to go to the pit and then I go to the pit. Or I get lost on the trail and end up at the pit. Iâm having fucking dreams about the pit. What is with me and this pit.
it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow
it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth
All the dead things: Its rotten work
The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you
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Ok ok last Desolation thing I promise
anyway we dont talk enough about jon baa-ing like a sheep in mag125. cause he was literally just sitting in his office recording a statement and he baaâd exactly like a sheep. and he sounded REAL AS HELL. archivist voice powers must make you insane at making farm animal sounds for like teaching babies like you just know he would tear it up at daycare. this is all right in the middle of everyone thinking heâs turned into an evil monster too but my god did the man commit.
okay one thing that has WILD implications in this episode is that we the audience hear bagpipes during the statement. this isnt season 5 where weâre just hearing domain sounds, jon is literally still just in his office. sometimes in tma we hear sounds as part of the soundscape that arent actually there in story but it is usually extremely subtle as to be almost unnoticeable if youâre not listening with good headphones, but the bagpipes come through so clear. i can think of two in-story explanations:
jon knew what the statement was gonna be about and queued up some bagpipe music to play from his phone/laptop while he was reading, knowing it would be picked up by his tape recorder
jonâs archivist powers are now so strong that sometimes we (and anyone in-story listening to his recordings i guess) simply hear shit from the events heâs reading aloud even if we shouldnt be able to
may i present a third option: melanie was blasting bagpipe music as a form of rebellion whenever she was in the archives and thatâs just what weâre hearing
yknow actually considering she was still being poisoned by the slaughter bullet i could absolutely get into that
can an asexual be a faggot
anyone can be a faggot if they want
i do love fucked up eye imagery. too many eyes where they shouldnât be. no eyes. Things that are not eyes in place of eyes. it is like stained glass. to Me
Most Pathetic Man
Jonathan Sims
The Cabbage Seller
Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives): "Dude got kidnapped like. Five times or something IDK I stopped counting after the clowns showed up."
The Cabbage Seller (Avatar: The Last Airbender): "HIS CABBAGES D'''''':"
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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONâT GO INTO THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE
DONâT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
the strange and charming transsexuals and i saw you from across the bar and we were wondering if you wanted to go to the creekbed to look for brachiopod fossils together
The very last part of "I guess intimate facts about you and your life based on what entity you wish to consume you the most!", oh what a journey we've been on!
Our last contestant, a long-awaited guest: The Web!
You want to be in control, obviously
Not that great of a childhood (again, obviously)
Mom friend (not in the stereotypical way, don't get me confused)
Youâre not talk-active, but always listening
You memorize everyoneâs schedule
Youâre also a therapist friend, but only to gently nudge people in the âright directionâ (this also applies to distant aquaintances. You're one of those people in women's toilets from the movies always ready to talk with the heroine)
Either you have a foot in almost every friend group or your friends with the same people as in elementary school
Not a lot of people know what youâre actual intentions are, and you would prefer to keep it that way
I have the feeling you like fairy grunge
You don't enjoy spiders, but spider imagery is very neat
You're favourite fake lost tv show is Candle Cove
You dislike overly involved villains
It's time for the second-to-last episode of what I like to call: "I guess intimate facts about you and your life based on what entity you wish to consume you the most!"
I just know realized the name of my series is actual gibberish, oops I guess?
Today: The Vast!
You definitely like(d) that one âDo you like the colour of the sky?â post
Youâve always been drawn to extreme conditions in nature, like the Antarctica or the deep sea
The cold never bothered you anyway
You like aquariums, specifically those with larger fish in them.
You have no/very few friends, although everyone likes you
You have a cruel sense of humour
Youâre an adrenaline junky (obviously)
I feel like you have a very long bucket list
You like white clothing, plus you have a killer sense of style
The dragon you wanted to tame the most in HTTYD came from the tidal class
How the fuck is the post about the stranger so accurate to me? It's not even my top entity. It's my second one.
Just working my magic :)
Feel free to claim my skin as a suit if you change your mind on who you're slaving yourself to :)
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We're almost done with my little series, so let me hear it for "I guess intimate facts about you and your life based on what entity you wish to consume you the most!"
Today's delight: The Stranger!
Youâve been ostracized for being âdifferentâ for so long that you started embracing it just to piss off people
You apologize to inanimate objects
Youâd enjoy Nikolai Gogol
You are a theatre kid
You have a very specific music taste
You surround yourself with people just like you, though your friend group is ever shifting and you canât really hold on to anyone for long.
You enjoy sculpting (either intentionally ugly things or masterpieces)
Completely abandoning everything and taking on a different identity seems to be the solution to all your problems
You can turn off all facial expression on command (and it's something you used to be/are upset about)
Seasonal greetings once again! I am hear to guess intimate facts about you and your life based on what entity you wish to consume you the most! You're in for a treat with this one :)
Today: The Spiral!
You find Michael very relatable
Killer fashion taste
Youâre favourite Lemon Demon songs are the vaguely obscure ones
Youâre strangest addiction is walking through empty hallways, literally. You go out of your way to pass through them. The slight edge of fear is the best part
Youâre obsessed with drawing the same characters over and over again
You obsessively doodle when youâre stressed
As a kid, youâd always colour things in neon marker or an unsettling combination of regular colours and neon
You are obsessed with visual deceptions and/or magic tricks
Being into Dreamcore isnât really a personality trait, is it?
You really like the weird Microsoft Word fonts elementary teachers use
When you draw/paint, you really struggle with making neat line art (or youâre a line art god)
Small games can entertain you for hours (for example, playing tic-tac-toe for days on end, knowing all the outcome-patterns by heart)
