terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve
In the aaarms of the angellllllssss…
Give it 3 days. Slimes don't get digested.
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terrible mishap in the dungeon today after the gelatinous slime took a nap in my jello cup. we will all miss wiggly steve
In the aaarms of the angellllllssss…
Give it 3 days. Slimes don't get digested.
funeral CANCELLED im going to the hospital

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Do you guys want to see my absolute favorite passage from a textbook?
@dreamofbecoming and @everything-but-the-not-natural HERE IT IS:
Fungi mate in the most interesting of ways. They don't limit themselves to the confines of "males" and "females," but rather have a great many different mating types, any two of which can reproduce. And when they mate, they don't merely pass a few gamete cells between individuals like plants or animals do; instead, they fuse their bodies to become one and then exchange their nuclei. After fusing, many mating pairs remain fused for some time (a mushroom is basically two fused fungi getting it on), and the sexual act can thus last for weeks or months at a time. Eventually, the nuclei fuse and recombine, and "genetic sex" finally takes place. After making millions of offspring, the exhausted fungi disintegrate their combined bodies and never text each other again.
This is from an otherwise textbook-dry chapter on fungi and the entire paragraph delighted me to no end. I am now obsessed with fungi.
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.
So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.
I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.
Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.
(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)
(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
(for science.)
You have a fitting blog title
this post is getting 50k easy
FISH HAMMER
For beating the carp outta someone
For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new

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Would you recognize this person if you saw them in public?
Yes, I know who this is and I feel confident that I would recognize them
I know who this is but I’m not sure I would recognize them in person
They look familiar but I’m not sure who they are
I have no idea who this is
Nuanced answer
How to change sheets with loft bed
i feel like it says something about us as a species that somebody worked real hard to invent 3D printing when i think anyone who has ever used a printer would agree with me that we have not really gotten our arms around 2D printing yet. we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
anyway, i saved this one to send to my coworker and now you hang above our single staff printer in our very busy library and we get to look at you as this printer fails us day after day.
it’s an honor to be affiliated with a frustration that is so near and dear to my heart
losing my mind at this

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Why do they always write their articles like this??
i think they did confirm it by naming it this
and drawing it like this
also guess what its japanese name literally translates to
Im losing it at this tag
I had THE most impeccable dream last night.
Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow
"SING FOR ME!"
[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]
I'm so sorry I had to it was haunting me
When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.
They played it on an accordion

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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
how i see this post